Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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yeti09 0
why???
acranine11 0
Better than getting pregnant
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Comments (276)
kc2_fml 0
dolphins have sex for recreation... are they wrong for it?
Me27 0
It's one of those things where you do it... then try to forget and go about your life.
HMB_fml 0
You realize you could have just taken the next pill and then started your period a day or so early...
_Noon_ 0
I wanted to say the same thing! Who eats things that has been in a DOGS mouth anyway?!
aquarius6 0
u won't die
AdamGD 0
Why the **** couldnt you just take another pill that hasnt been in a dogs mouth!?
sarcasticbitch 7
umm... enjoy? Poor u :(
staceybby 0
Um. No, you didn't. Just take the one for the next day instead, and finish the pack a day early.
Allord 0
You had a whole bottle of pills to choose from. YDI for being retarded.
YDIlover 0
Two things. 1) You should have just taken the next pill in the pack and ended a day early. That wouldn't have affected anything. 2) Dogs actually have less germs than people, so be lucky a human didn't spit your pill back out. YDI for taking that pill, as I said, there was no need...
OokamiChan 0
... So? I think this is one of the most pathetic FMLs I've ever read. It's a dog's mouth, not a sewer.