CaoiiBieber
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Nick
United States
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
8sq
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
Anonymous
Suwanee, United States
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Anonymous
Benson, United States
Crunchy
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
M2thaM
United States
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Anonymous
Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML
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JayBear14 11
how does that work?
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
i had trouble clicking this...
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Comments (313)
BaconDave 12
I know, meatloaf is very tempting.
Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like you choked.
PinkHorset 5
Practice makes perfect ;3
BIEBERSLAYER 10
did you like it?
rbubbles 20
I liked your comment ONLY because of your user name :-)
BIEBERSLAYER 10
that's how it usually works.
gertyygirly 4
everytime I see BEIBERSLAYER I try to figure out if it is beiber slayer or beiber's layer. But then I remember who Justin beiber is and know it's the first one...
Chamuko89_fml 0
Say wat????????
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
would you like me to repeat it louder?! TODAY, I ACCIDENTALLY DEEP THROATED A FORK. FML there you go grandpa, now eat your oatmeal...
carnage1108 0
THANKS FOR RESCUING US CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, YOUR MY HERO!!
chiddy_bang71 0
Captain obvious says anytime, lieutenant sarcasm.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
no, no I dont
baseballlegitly0 2
are u ready for the real deal now :)?
Cleao18317 11
what happened after?
DaangItsBrooke 8
awkward
Reddeaded 5
agreed
mismonroe 0
You're doing it wrong.
Death_From_Above 0
I don't think there's a right way to deep throat a fork.. so I don't think u could end up doin it wrong!
mismonroe 0
Deep throating, that is.
Death_From_Above 0
well ya ur doin the deep throating wrong if ur usin a damn fork.
mismonroe 0
OP was probably just leaving plenty of dick for you to busy yourself upon, I'm sure.
wordnerd42 0
You could be doing it from the handle end first, I mean that's the closest there is to a right way.. but in that case, it would not be much of an accident..
chasemoehlman 1
You must be a pro then?
ayooBrandon 12
what were you practicing?