Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
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Top comments
lilikawaii 6
You're not supposed to shower right after a perm. :( that sucks!
gertie630 0
no, with perms, you can't get it wet for at least 24 hours else it will fall.
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Comments (179)
oh_noes_that_suc 0
your such a nubcake
kaydence 0
that's shitty idk where you live but here there has been a lot of rain and the people who live here don't even care so totally plausible
kaydence 0
@20 you don't have to do that I've drunkenly dropped my phone in the can twice and just wiped it off and it still works!!! I have HTC
twinkiee_fml 0
wow, what a waste of money ! >.<
soonersbaby21 0
make the rat bastard pay for a new phone. that's what I would do.
perdix 31
No loitering, ya hobo!
klimpomppp 9
3 cheers for perdix
birdmansangel 0
people still get perms?
iheartme13 1
perms are so 80's and 90's. but that does suck.
deafeningsilence 8
That's what I was thinking! It's so 80s, as everyone else said.
Clover225 0
haha sucks for u
sirdouchealot 0
19 wins! OP is probably 50ish plus. and the new phone was probably a Jitterbug.
Cowgirl_boots 0
I've heard the rice thing really works for water damaged phones.