Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22
post a pic op! must see!
alicespoons 17
Step 1: Post a side by side photo. Step 2: Become famous.
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Comments (84)
ironichalibut 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Stop looking like such a sourpuss maybe
gracefs 11
Do you look like a doll with a smile plastered on your face all the time? Creepy.
Indianboy9321 25
@15 coming from the person with the not-so-happy-looking cat as their picture. Not everyone walks around with a smile at every given moment, now THAT is creepy.
ironichalibut 24
Just.. Seriously FML.. I'm starting to give up on you.. This site used to be fun. Does everything said have to be humorless, dry and straightforward?
skipper2009 18
Pretty much.
Lilo4life 26
Well... Do you?
BoltTheSuperdog 22
According to her username, no.
jarobjent 17
That just means you're more fabulous than everyone.
beautifulsoul89 11
then turn that frown upside down!!!
olpally 33
You had fun once, it was awful. *insert op's grumpy cat face* lol. Sorry op, that meme is hilarious.
A_Perfect_Circle 12
There isn't anything wrong with that, grumpy cat is awesome!
liuliuliu 10
Sorry.Can't understand u anymore........
gpg5 19
:D Parks and Rec :D
SBittick 20
Halloween idea?
worldclassrager 41
Smile is the simple way out...but just hope they don't call you miss rollback