Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22
post a pic op! must see!
alicespoons 17
Step 1: Post a side by side photo. Step 2: Become famous.
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Comments (84)
Lang88 13
Take that as a compliment not as an insult
BabyrooKid 11
British Grumpy Cat would have told them to piss off.
dkbooboo 3
turn tht frown upside down. :)
blackonblight 33
"So you're saying I look miserable. Thank you so much for pointing this out, you have vastly improved my day by informing me perfect strangers will consider my life terrible simply by seeing my face." I would not be able to stop with the jerkass comments if it were me, OP. If you managed to keep your temper and not go Marvin the Paranoid Android rant mode on them, then kudos to you.
paramor3 23
You're famous!
TcheQ 12
Welcome to the club of chronic teenage bitchface. I'm a member, and a guy.
sanecatlady 13
"And you look a lot like Ugly Human".
galactictoast13 22
Thats so awesome
Shadow9876 19
Are you Peter Capaldi?