Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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Zoh_Aubrey 8
The arranged marriage is really the worst part of this FML.
Mandeeplease 6
This is one of those situations I really want to hear more about.
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Comments (283)
BGSU2012 3
Most arranged marriages today are at the request of the to-be husband and wife! She can probably get out of it...sorry OP, that's scary and shocking.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like it could be an arranged Gypsy wedding to me.
ambear26 14
What a smart man mugging the woman he's having an arranged marriage with. Makes sense.
rachilre 7
I'm not sticking up for the mugger but he probably didn't know it was his soon to be wife.
ambear26 14
He probably realized it afterwards and felt like a huge idiot. Hopefully he just gave it all back.
condango 0
Well you're getting married to him, so being the wife, you automatically take everything anyway.
breathemein 10
Well now you'll get back what he mugged lol
herpderp139 2
You deserve it for accepting an arranged marriage. If people like you were willing to emancipate themselves from their pathetic tribal affiliations and social obsessions, institutions like this could disappear. “If man makes himself a worm he must not complain when he is trodden on.”
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Rob him of sex. Better yet, rob him of his money, and go to Europe.
spiritfang11237 16
Why not both?
steelcityhadley 2
Isn't every marriage arranged? It's not like you wake up one morning and boom you get married.
TheDrifter 24
You've never been to Vegas have you?
cetta 3
Dude look up the definition
ForeverEminem1 5
At least he won't mug you again!
jmcr 27
Ouch fyl indeed