Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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Zoh_Aubrey 8
The arranged marriage is really the worst part of this FML.
Mandeeplease 6
This is one of those situations I really want to hear more about.
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Comments (283)
TheOath 12
My parents were forced into an arranged marriage. It's practically a divorced life-style. Just me and my sisters keeping them in check. Even before marriage people were keeping my mum back from beating my dad. It's really funny actually. But yeah sometimes they work out, sometimes they don't. Unless you fall in love with your mugger, think about your future kids, if you plan on any, first before you marry him.
anniemall 6
You can probably get your stuff back now though.......
doglover100 29
That's horrible.
Bebbo_fml 21
84 you skipped the part where 81 mentioned they are on average, happier. Which can also account for the low divorce rate.
lokman_fml 7
At least you get your stuff back. Plus half of his.
Hamz1989 13
She has to go through with it otherwise her crazy relatives might do something drastic.
aliishaxo 8
i hope your parents arent going to keep those arrangements because hes probably not the best guy around
twinkiefeets 17
Didn't know they have arranged marriages in australia.
Oliver_Bento 3
I honestly thought it said "hugging" until I read it again.
alwayswinning123 7
Hey you can get your stuff back!:D