Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
Today, I was harrassed, called a bad mom, and had death wished upon me for getting the Covid vaccine. Apparently, I don't deserve to live because I don't want to die from the virus. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Bitches be crazy. Seriously. It drives me nuts when parents consider all vaccines to be harmful. There's a reason they need vaccinations to go to school.
drewcat21 0
If i was married and my wife didn't want her to have vaccinations or flu shot I'd probably ignore her as well. I'd rather my child be safe.
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Comments (120)
Shindig1 0
**** those government shots don't get them. Do you really believe that crap?
TechFire 25
I hope you're joking. It would suck if you really are this stupid.
TADspace 30
Ignorance at its finest...immunizations save more lives than people realize (with minimal side effects - autism is a mythological side effect!). It's like wearing a condom...people can become complacent about them and take them for granted until they stop using them and find out how many more pregnancies occur.
jwebster 8
YDI, because you married her. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
jwebster 8
There is a way to avoid that. Get a CBC before the shot to be sure you aren't already fighting infection. The virus is not viable in the vaccines. However, your body will fight it like any other foreign cell. Since it fights this, it stops fighting the cold that you get every year... Then the cold takes over and you get sick. One in over a million who get the flu shot will actually test positive for the influenza virus.
Jamesarella 1
Divorce her, she's an idiot who will ultimately harm your child due to her poor judgement.
kate3101 15
missmon92 6
your wife sounds like my fiancée? our baby is due in January and he refuses to allow him to have any vaccinations. or else he will probably react similarly to the way your wife did...
greeneye_fml 12
And you're marrying that idiot and helping him procreate? FYL and F your baby's life.
Cygnus_fml 10
I agree with vaccines for a lot of things, like hepatitis and other diseases that occur because of accidents, but I do not agree with vaccines for the Flu. I don't because in order to become strong, your body has to fight off a certain amount of diseases, and become naturally innoculated against a certain number of germs, so its immune system can become strong. I never have had a flu shot, and after age 12 or so, I have only been sick 2-3 times in over 8 years, and I always recover very quickly. So she's a nutcase, but you're being a bit overprotective. Compromise would probably be the best solution, here.
greeneye_fml 12
That is a very stupid analysis. Do you not know how vaccines work? When you get a flu shot, your body develops immunity to that flu strain, no differently than if you had caught the flu - the only difference being that you don't miss school or work for days and feel like shit. There are plenty of other colds and diseases to catch besides the flu.
greenmidnight 0
I don't really see the point in a flu shot, I don't know anyone that's had it and we're all still alive :D
LennyComa 39
@178. Really? Natural Innoculation the 1918 Spanish Flu killed more people in 1 year than 4 years of fighting did, Almost all.had neber had a flu shot. Also the Influenza virus changes each year so no amount of toughing it out will help, the fact you haven't been hit with Flu is remarkable, but to not protect your children against Flu, a proven killer, is stupid.
noisebox 1
I hate to say it but she's right they're put stuff in the vaccinations that deliberately cause Autism, brain-dysfunction. Sounds coo coo? But it's true just read up on it and see for yourself....
greeneye_fml 12
Your wife is a ******* idiot and sounds like a raving lunatic to boot. You have my sympathies.