Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
Today, I was harrassed, called a bad mom, and had death wished upon me for getting the Covid vaccine. Apparently, I don't deserve to live because I don't want to die from the virus. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
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Top comments
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Bitches be crazy. Seriously. It drives me nuts when parents consider all vaccines to be harmful. There's a reason they need vaccinations to go to school.
drewcat21 0
If i was married and my wife didn't want her to have vaccinations or flu shot I'd probably ignore her as well. I'd rather my child be safe.
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Comments (120)
thatisfuckedup 6
Ah, so she's one of THOSE moms. I'd better not come across her with the kid on the street... I may be arrested with the 200 other people in the general area for "being pedo." Also 268... please die. That is all.
BeautyBaby099 18
Time to get a new wife
zach055 23
I consider it my duty as a citizen to get all of the vaccinations recommended for me by the CDC, including the yearly flu vaccination.
maspeno6 6
Too bad you didn't find out what an idiot she was before deciding to raise a child with her.
fantasyworld 39
His life would be in danger by not getting it.
rupertajm90 15
YDI for no sympathy, you married this piece of work
theaustin 16
Stupid anti vaxxers. Sorry OP
purplemask 6
Leave.
Hangryko 32
I hope you divorced her and got full custody of your daughter.