Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
Today, I was harrassed, called a bad mom, and had death wished upon me for getting the Covid vaccine. Apparently, I don't deserve to live because I don't want to die from the virus. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Bitches be crazy. Seriously. It drives me nuts when parents consider all vaccines to be harmful. There's a reason they need vaccinations to go to school.
drewcat21 0
If i was married and my wife didn't want her to have vaccinations or flu shot I'd probably ignore her as well. I'd rather my child be safe.
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Comments (120)
lainzilla 14
Sorry, no, vaccinations are a public health issue and you don't get to decide not to do it if you want to live in a society that consists of more than just you and your family. There have been cases of kids not getting vaccinated against diseases like measles and then contracting those diseases and passing them on to children who were too young to have gotten vaccinated yet, and KILLING THEM. When your decision can literally impact the lives of other people then you don't really get much of a say in them. ... That was really more towards some commenters who think your wife should have had equal say or w/e. OP made the right decision.
valogan17 0
Flu shots have chemicals like formaldehyde and mercury in them. You should really research it. It's not good at all. Your child would be better off catching the flu. That's why we have immune systems.
EvilDave 13
You are an idiot and shouldn't be allowed to have kids. Vaccinations are a result of years of medical research. The quacks are you reading are simply spreading lies. If you have kids they should be removed from your home as you are a danger to them.
athena3100 9
Thank you! Finnaly someone who isn't stuck on "Omg vaccines saved me from dieing!" I stopped getting shots in the 2nd grade because they almost killed me everytime! Since I stopped getting them I havnt been sick once!
EvilDave 13
And, when you get mumps or some other disease, you won't be. Hopefully, it will be mumps and it will descend and you will end up sterilized before you can breed.
athena3100 9
I stopped getting vaccines in the 2nd grade because every single one would make me terribly ill and I would have to hospitalized because if them. After learning all if the shit that is in vaccines, there us no way in hell any one is putting a ******* needle and injecting any shit into me or my future children!
LennyComa 39
That's fine...Darwinism at work.
Cute_Music26 5
Your a dumbass! You should've know you wife was like that! Do you even talk to her?
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Call 1-800-chokethathoe
titan87 0
You fool know your kids brain capacity will be limited, increased risk of cancer, probably got some other disease injected into him and you don't even no!
illerThanTheirs 8
Have you read what's in those vaccinations? It's basically poison.
predavlad 3
Yes, that's true. It's a watered down version of the virus, high enough so your body builds immunity to it, but low enough so that you don't actually catch the disease. That's how vaccines work, and that's why they are so effective.
Ashybebe 2
Ughhh I hate when people think vaccines are dangerous. There's no scientific evidence that they are harmful but there IS evidence that kids NOT being vaccinated can be dangerous. Plus it allows for new strains of old diseases to pop up which can be dangerous to everyone. Buy your wife a book and feel good for doing the right thing and PROTECTING your child's life.
deathmask1997 10
Well ive read what they actually put in those vaccines and i don't blame her for not wanting the kid vaccinated
maty172 14
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA, you are so dumb. Have fun dying! Vaccines are necessary or would you like to live in the 1800's again when you would die from an easily treated infection.