Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10
Sparted
ViRepz 28
There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?
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Comments (91)
merik225 14
That's like the holy trinity of embarrassment. Sorry OP :)
MrZsDad 19
I call bullshit. They many bodily functions at the same time would create a rift in space time, or at minimum a black hole. It just can't have happened.
lylotrezor 20
It could have been such an incredible experience, but you had to go and waste it with a presentation.
cookie1207 19
Wow thats amazing! One can usually do two things at the same time but three!!! You might wanna look into a new record! if you shat too that would just be awesome FYL!
Trish01 23
Thanks for that, OP. As if I weren't scared enough of public speaking as it is.
newtownfam 1
it should be called a sneart
Qualdog12 12
I'm really sorry that happened but this post made me laugh so hard I almost did the same thing myself!!!