Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, even though I'm the most neat freak germophobe there is, I was diagnosed with scabies. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
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doemetoch 28
If they're from the dog, they're not lice, but fleas. Human head lice don't live on pets. If they're fleas, you'll need to treat your dog and clean the whole house very thorougly. It's a lot of work, but the sooner you start on it, the better, you don't want to let the infestation grow even bigger. If it's lice, the solution is actually a lot easier, they're pretty simple to get rid of, you'll just need a really fine comb and a special shampoo to kill them. It's gross, but not such a big deal. You really need to be sure first what exactly you're dealing with though.
cinquebanana 3
sorry to tell you but the lice that can live on dogs and cats can't live on humans and vice versa. fleas however are a different story...
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r1has 28
Well if you do have lice, which is doubtful unless you got them from some place other than the dog, cause humans can't get dog lice, try neem hair oil, you'll probably find it on amazon or an Indian market, and put it on, leave overnight, wash in the morning, and then comb with this special kind of comb called a nit comb. Trust me, where I'm from, lice are a very big issue and since I have a large number of young cousins, I've been taught all the ways to get rid of those pesky buggers (sorry for the bad pun)
lameaf 0
I'm a vet tech which means I'm an animal nurse and have studied animal medicine and humans and animals can not pass lice to each other. You didn't get lice from your dog you got it from another person
GreedyGreedo 10
Don't take in strays, buddy. Sorry, but this one's on you
DoomedGemini 38
Uh it is fine to take in strays. As others have said, lice is species specific. It isn't the dogs fault.
blink831forever 13
Go to petco and buy some flea killing spray for dogs and flea killing spray for furniture. Spray the dog and your furniture thoroughly. And you are good to go.
Twisted_Angel 17
Irish Spring body wash (original scent) repels fleas and ticks. Get your dog dipped, and then bathe him in that every couple of weeks (or more often if it's bad). However, I think you actually have two different problems. 1: your dog has fleas. 2: someone gave you lice. Treat both. Good luck.
buddy_J 16
lice like clean hair
shkash 5
dogs have fleas and people have lice, they are not the same creature and are very species specific. If you have lice it's not from the dog.
violetbcracecar 15
Thanks for the positive comments. And yeah, I learned the same thing everyone is saying: I guess they weren't lice. It was an inaccurate assumption based on inexperience (none of my pets have had bugs before). Whatever kind of bug they were, it wasn't fun. The shampoos worked for both Pip and I; everything has been washed, sanitized, and vacuumed, and it seems like we're in the clear now. :-)
DoomedGemini 38
Fleas are small and black and will bite you and the dog. Lice is white and tries to stay on your head. A good way to find out if you have lice is to check the hairline at the back of your neck and behind your ears. They like to lay eggs on the hair follicles there. If anyone got lice around me, I always had it.
growlyboy 2
Not lice. Bugs?
Sarahsaturday 12
My worst nightmare!!!