Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
very expensive presents for someone so ungrateful
Phoenix_GAD 0
oh shut up. you got a wii fit. stop complaining, you are really ungrateful.
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Comments (91)
jaawn 0
its because your a woman seriously
globulerouge_fml 0
being overweight is dangerous for your health , so it just means they care about you and wouldn't like you to die of a heart attack or develop diabetis , however , i think these presents are quite depressing and should have been given to you at another moment . I think i'd rather get a camera or a book for my birthday than medical devices .
gio4467 7
What if the person isn't over weight, just a little heavy...I think you over thought this one
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Take the hint fatass
OverEpic 0
I would love that stuff!!!
junz_fml 0
Ungrateful bitch.
czalc 0
So I'm guessing this means your still fat? Haha your a bitch.
wantsPHO 0
Hmmm sorry man but just use the stuff anyway. It can help. If you are fat.
HannahPaloozah 0
What's everybody fussing about ? She's not saying they are bad presents , she's saying that her friends think she's fat.
autumnisintheair 7
Meh, i'd be pretty happy to get a free year at the gym.
aerro1 0
All the negative comments are in denial. All those people who say "YDI" can go to hell. They probably are trying to. Conceal the fact that they are fatter than you, no offense. I'm sure you look fine! Even if you are.. Obese..... I mean why can't people accept people's appearances. Plus, wii fit is fun! Don't take it personally :)