Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
very expensive presents for someone so ungrateful
Phoenix_GAD 0
oh shut up. you got a wii fit. stop complaining, you are really ungrateful.
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Comments (91)
wambamtysam 0
for the record, I dont think you should make this an fml until you've tried the q wii fit. I have one and it's super fun minus pounds on top!
wambamtysam 0
random q. my bad.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Holy shizz I'd be ECSTATIC if my parents got me that! YDI, go put down the pizza.
mrzero 0
man you are an A-hole
soreness123 0
At least it's free. *sigh* If you don't want it, I'll take it.
lololol111 0
learn to take criticism it'll be good for you to lose weight
aprestia 0
Um... is there anyone on here who isn't a complete douchebag? I bet you losers all give your moms vacuum cleaners for birthday presents and don't understand why they "aren't grateful" since they "really did need it!" It doesn't matter whether she is or is not overweight or whether those things are or are not good things to have, its about having everyone you know think you'd rather have something you need for your birthday than something you'd actually like.
zena_baladi 3
You are blessed to have family and friends who care about your well being. They want you to be healthy. Perhaps it's time to face the facts that you are obese and need to develop a healthier lifestyle. The gifts that they gave you are very nice gifts that most people struggle to pay for themselves.
davidmorgen 0
seriously
Jlevrt 0
TAKE THE HINT