Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
very expensive presents for someone so ungrateful
Phoenix_GAD 0
oh shut up. you got a wii fit. stop complaining, you are really ungrateful.
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Comments (91)
jw90 18
boo ******* hoo. apparently they bought those gifts to help u get fit dumbass. quit ur whiney bullshit and get the ******* clue!
TheKitsune 0
"Waaah, my friends and family love me and want me to be healthy so they bought a lot of amazing, considerate gifts for me!" Bitch, if you don't want them, I'll take them.
bored690 0
At least they are looking after you.
Njord09 2
You are fat. deal with it.
Houndourpup 0
Hey! Mabey she isn't fat but totally weak! It's not always cause your fat.
rakhil11 7
GIMME UR GYM MEMBERSHIP THEN!!! I WANT IT!!!
mistyshaiah 3
How the hell is THAT an FML? Your friends care enough to buy you expensive shit and you whine about it. Unless it's a passive way to gloat. Either way, it should be your friends posting about how shitty a friend you are.
purple91 8
It sounds like very thoughtful presents. Stop whinging, you're fat, stop denying it and get in shape with their well chosen presents.
caroline081287 0
This is NOT an FML! This is a "Now I can lose all those pesky pounds without having to fork out my own cash!!" P.S. I hope you had the decency to say a heartfelt thank you to your friends for their overwhelming concern and generosity!
SarcasticAvenger 9
I think they are trying to tell you something, drop the Twinkie and pick up some barbells. YDI