Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
very expensive presents for someone so ungrateful
Phoenix_GAD 0
oh shut up. you got a wii fit. stop complaining, you are really ungrateful.
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Comments (91)
hydro_fml 0
They're just trying to keep you in shape ;-)
zabeth_fml 0
So take the hint and lose some ******* weight.
tmptmptmp 0
theyre trying to tell you something. quit eating McDonald food and work out. oh you might want to thank them. those are expensive as heck.
saucey12 1
newsflash your fat get over it
grammarpolice23 0
your- of or pertaining to you. you're- you are
kme123 0
Eh, I don't have weight issues and I would love that. Even if I did, at least it would be a chance to get fit I guess? Ha.
Cloudy_fml 0
Exactly.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
hey, get a hot body during winter and spring then hit the beach.
zen_fml 0
FYL because you're ungrateful.
iljajlm 4
Take the hint. It's not like they are being dicks about it. It's a nice and subtle way of telling someone this. They are only trying to help out. So don't complain and do something about it.
couny343 1
******* good presents and you'll be fit so what's the problem
uzername007 0
Sounds like really good stuff I would want for my birthday. Last year, only 2 of my friends remembered my birthday. What did i get? a pen and a pair of chopsticks.