Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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rssffff08 0
lucky
Green_fml 0
I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.
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Comments (229)
JessicaGrewal 22
I got a lounge chair. -_-
MetalHeadSteve 10
Were you loving it?
BowlingCat 18
I ain't even mad
GaySeaOtter 13
Short and sweet, but oh so depressing
ThisPersonMe 8
Shit I'm ******* jelly, I got to go to school for my birthday. My present every year is pens pencils and paper and other school stuffs, all my siblings get the same gift for my birthday.
vancezd 12
If your a dog you just had the best birthday ever
ifuckuprandomly 28
As crap as that gift may be, it's better than a kick in the nuts.
dihannasaurus 9
i don't see the problem here.
ThePyroTechnic 7
Seems good to me
popularblock66 4
for 2 years of my life I didn't get a birthday cake both times were moving to a new house. once when I was turning 10 and the other time when I turned 15 but this time I will get a cake my birthday is Jan 11