Miscellaneous: Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

Anonymous 17 May 2009, 20:09 United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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macguy 20 October 2016, 14:25 Quezon City, Philippines

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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Anonymous 22 August 2009, 01:02 United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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hater 16 March 2010, 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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Fat Bastard 20 May 2019, 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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bannana0zoom 3 March 2012, 08:06 Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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Anonymous 18 August 2019, 16:00 Thornbury, United Kingdom

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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thanks for the $5 gift voucher 13 June 2015, 16:34 Randleman, United States

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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Anonymous 11 December 2009, 16:52 United States

Thanks, I hate it

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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Anonymous 4 February 2022, 18:01

How can I make this about me?

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML