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Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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rssffff08 0

lucky

Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.

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thelonelylurker 0

Don't feel too guilty, I'm sure you deserved every crumb of that delicious Big Mac! Even if you feel like you didn't, I still think you're awesome.

Emma_91 0

Put a candle on it ^_^ At least someone remembered your birthday. I had to set my FB status to remind my friends that it was my birthday...

rrjr010 0

Some of us get nothing!

SquidUlysses 0

Hey man, at least you got something. People don't care about my birthday so much even I've forgotten it on occasion.

scorpiogirl666 0

wow. i'm sorry, dude. they couldn't hav at least gotten you a 5 dollar footlong from subways?

TBD3 0

Ever heard of a recession? Suck it up.

Broekemania 0

Back in Africa, you could feed a whole village with a Big Mac. Stop wining ;)

TheAwkHawk 14

#27 Who the hell wants to stop winning? Stop whining about us winners ya loser.

lobstar 0

Big ******* deal? One birthday I spent driving 4 hours across the mountains and came home to eat a frozen pizza because I was so tired. Not every birthday is going to end in an extravagant feast. Real life is not like TV shows. Why is this an FML?

suaveneanderthal 0

those are sooo ******* good. so i dont understand?

Kichi_fml 0

You sound like some ungrateful spoiled kid. I didn't get shit for my birthday, my parents didn't even say "Happy Birthday" to me and I didn't go on FML to whine and complain about it.

Ramanella 26

Technically you are on FML right now and correct me if I'm wrong but it looks like you're complain going right now.