Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
hater
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
ana9
France
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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lucky
Green_fml 0
I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.
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FTA_48 0
A delicious surprise on the day of your birth! You lucky cad!!!
lonerftl 3
Happy Birthday!
dean120028 0
dude id take a big mac for my birthday over a cake
realhorrorshow88 0
ouch man, ur retarded. IN N OUT FTW
bansheebomber 14
In 'n Out gave me food poisoning. Never eating there again.
thelastCoke 0
Happy B-day!! You can fine someone who celerbrate ur B-day soon
manderina 0
if i was you, i would have picked subway. so then i could at least say for my birthday i didn't eat alot of fat.
shananigans 0
It's kind of a sad world when people bitch at you for being sad that the only thing you got for your birthday was a burger from McDonalds... Yeah I'm sorry that so many of you got nothing for your birthday, but a Big Mac is not THAT much better. Cut the OP some slack.
Kiarra_fml 7
aww that sucks! Happy Birthday!
eeee93757 0
Yeah it is a lame birthday present, but right now I'm starving and my parents won't let me make any food because "it's too late (at 7 pm)." I'd love a big mac right now as unhealthy as it is, stop complaining about it and be thankful you get food at all.
manderina 0
#7, FTW