Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hangry
Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Burgers? In this economy?
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
Home sweet home
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to get a refund for my unopened hummus, just so I'd be able to afford the bus fare to get to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
Sounds… lovely?
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Top comments
pom3440 22
why not just toast? lol
KyoshiroT 32
Ah yes, I like having that too. Gives me my daily dose of calories.
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Comments (89)
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Melted butter on warm toast is the best.
lui_pg 21
Then sprinkle a little sugar on top
WintressSoldier37 27
Since you didn't specify weither or not you had a toaster, I'm just going to assume your toaster charges you everytime you want to deposit bread for crispyness.
Mons_fml 27
Ok, this has gone on far enough! Europe and America need to lift the sanctions put against Russia right now! People are starving!
RememberSchlitz 9
Been there. My go-to broke sammich was iceberg lettuce and ketchup on one slice of bread, folded over. Not too much ketchup, though - that stuff's expensive.
Myeyesbleed 15
lol gross
Paws_Cat 29
I dunno, that actually sounds pretty nice..
Drakear 3
done mayo sandwiches I know the pain
AryanaStar 14
Other condiments also work well. I've also been there and had mustard or ketchup sandwiches.
lulinator 40
My son eats mustard sandwiches regularly.
kappachino3 6
Butter and toast is delicious
delichick 27
I used to work for friends and the husband used to eat bread sandwiches - 3 slices of bread stacked together
I_am_TheSixth 15
Over here (Africa ) when we're broke we simply don't have breakfast
pimmster 5
You have butter? You lucky sod
ChrisssyChris 11
Isn't a butter sandwich just toast?
lysx84 24
Only if it's toasted...