FoodNeeded
Moscow, Russian Federation
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jago
Hangry
Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML
Anonymous
Chester, United States
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Lima, Peru
Burgers? In this economy?
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
97
United States
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
Hungry dad
New York, United States
Home sweet home
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Sarcasmo
Madison, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I had to get a refund for my unopened hummus, just so I'd be able to afford the bus fare to get to work tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Taipei, Taiwan
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Username
United States
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Sounds… lovely?
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Top comments
pom3440 22
why not just toast? lol
KyoshiroT 32
Ah yes, I like having that too. Gives me my daily dose of calories.
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Comments (89)
AidanKozak 13
Ask putin for money
Jord_Fox 14
Not broke enough to afford butter
Cam_The_Gamer 4
Why not jam/jelly? I thought butter was more expensive than butter usually? I guess it depends on what flavour too
Razell 13
Bread for carbohydrates, butter for fat and protein... could be worse!
Biker187 13
frying pan = toast, sugar butter melted drizzled on bread, got dandelions good for "lettuce" sandwich with butter. many choices
fangrulerluxray 14
At least you didn't eat a bread sandwich.
mnbhhhbbbn 3
you mean toast?
SuperKnuckels 6
idk you can afford butter. doesnt sound poor to me. used to get cheap awful margarine.
noostere 5
It's better than a wish sandwich.
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like you're in a pickle.