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Mrs NY, USA 38 years-old In a relationship

phatdaddy62 18 February 2013, 17:23 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML

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Thatgirl112 8 September 2016, 03:59 Medina, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Be true to your team

Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan. FML

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