Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hangry
Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Burgers? In this economy?
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
Home sweet home
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to get a refund for my unopened hummus, just so I'd be able to afford the bus fare to get to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
Sounds… lovely?
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Top comments
pom3440 22
why not just toast? lol
KyoshiroT 32
Ah yes, I like having that too. Gives me my daily dose of calories.
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CrazyManNo9 29
When I was very young, I used to visit a friend of mine. For lunch, his mother often served us bread with butter and sugar. Well, it wasn't too different from the toasted cinnamon bread I'd have at home, but we had it because that was all there was to have. Sometimes, I wonder where and how they are.
mrBearBear 11
I think mayo sandwiches are better. Pretty sure they're about the same price but I think mayo has kore flavor than butter
kernelkat 16
Better than toaster leavenings.
nmrhog 15
It's better than just a bread sandwich
ThatOnePolarBear 13
In mother Russia, butter sandwich makes you.
metalcrazed 21
When I was in my 20's I went without eating for like 4 days at a time because I was paying for college and rent it felt horrible. At least you had something.
FMLUser404 4
But butter sandwhiches taste good....
interesting33 37
A butter sandwich is not acceptable. Buttered toast is. Even Toad got buttered toast when he was in jail.
Seraphiim 10
Been there, done that. Butter and jelly sandwiches aren't half bad!
elainebarish 8
Toast tartare?