Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
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JHC88 2
oh, my! haha, sorry OP, I giggled a lot at this.
victorioustunnel 0
maybe the bar was dimly lit too? :S haha
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Mimiroxxi 0
hmmm...maybe I should start doing that :) right eye brow blue and the left green
jewels1877 0
Wellllll... At least your eyebrows were penciled? I dunno.
kyarush 10
whoa. your scary
lmaoatall 6
and now you know why everyone was takeing your picture!
AlyshaDeShae 10
YDI for being stupid enough to tweeze your eyebrows so thin that you have to color them back on. The fact that you colored them red just further proves your stupidity. Next time you want to go out and wear make-up, apply it before leaving home and not at the bar. Idiot. *shakes head at morons*
Mimiroxxi 0
my guess is why people tweeze their eyebrow is because the hate the shape of them, so they make the ones they like not to just color back on. the only time I color mines is when I accidentally tweeze a little too much on my left of my eyebrow.
iamelrebel 0
I bet you think your cool. Especially for acting all high and mighty on the INTERNET. Seriously, get a life.
vettle 6
some people don't have many eyebrows to begin with! how does that make her stupid? wow.
MissFukMyLuck 0
26 you might be overreacting just a bit..... it's actually really informative for these 12 year old girls on this site with their outrageous icons they consider desirable to know the dangers of OVER TWEEZING!!! if your gonna do it do it professionally or not at all. we women are all beautiful :)
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
You know something? I have naturally thin, sparse eyebrows. I never pluck them, that's just the way they are. How do you know OP doesn't have the same problem? You don't, so please do us all a favor and get over yourself.
lostfaithinpppl 19
@28, how many eyebrows do you have? @OP, next time you should experiment with other colors. I'm sure people will keep coming back to that bar just to see the woman with colorful eyebrows.
5t3ff1k4h 47
31 - I've had professionals **** it up. I prefer to do it myself because I can't trust salons to do it right. Either they've taken way too much off or misshapen my eyebrows. Also, food for thought - as women get older, their eyebrows do tend to thin out (either from age or from over-plucking and damaging the root).
iamtwiggyme 0
Who said she tweezed them too much? I have a scar through my right brow so I use liner on both to make them the same. And it sounds like she did apply her make-up before the bar, she just went to the bathroom to fix it.
Prolusive 5
#24 haha, so true!
CrystalClearly 8
Thank you - I really needed a good hardy laugh. I am still laughing.
mad_hatter0666 22
lol.sorry, that is a little funny. I'm sure you'll look back at this and laugh.
kyusake_huz_DAT 0
soo true!!
emily14swim 0
how do you mistake red for eyebrow pencil? hahaha
girlylaxfool 3
stupid.
kile88 2
I don't see why people feel the need to do that shit. And why would you bother with your eyebrows did you not have enough makeup on to begin with? What were you doing, rubbing your eyebrows?
5t3ff1k4h 47
You don't know how much makeup she had on that night. Maybe she had that makeup in her purse from the last time she went out; just because it was in her purse doesn't mean she had to have used it that day. I have some makeup in my purse that just kind of stays there (lipglosses, mascaras, lip stains). That doesn't mean I use it all the time; actually, I rarely use them. Maybe she didn't have time or didn't think to fill in her eyebrows before she left, and felt "undone" without the liner. You don't know if she had the liner on before she left.