Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
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JHC88 2
oh, my! haha, sorry OP, I giggled a lot at this.
victorioustunnel 0
maybe the bar was dimly lit too? :S haha
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hcovballer247 0
attractive
irforever 0
hahahahaha! this is the funniest one I've ever heard! :D
Jeanie98 0
haha
baseballin25 0
i hate people eith fake eyebrows. its so ugly
itsgen 16
seems like your a chola idk but I do know ur ghetto
annetsplayground 2
you'd be surprised at how natural make up can look. it starts to look obvious and fake when you cake the foundation on and use unnatural colors, but a bit of powder (to even out the color of your face and reduce the shine), a hint of blush (to make you look healthier), some soft dark brown eyeliner and black mascare (make your eyes stand out more) look very subtle and natural. it is basically an enchanced version of what you already have. i barely wear any make up, but i have short lashes, so i use some mascara to make them darker, thicker and longer. the difference? i look less tired and the color of my eyes is brighter.
OMNIC1D3DRO1D 0
try not being nasty and drawing in your eyebrows you Mexican
Jasmine143 0
LMAO! xD
Proudmary 2
Eww, lip-liner.
missjay23 0
ydi for drawing fake eye brows ... yuck