Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
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JHC88 2
oh, my! haha, sorry OP, I giggled a lot at this.
victorioustunnel 0
maybe the bar was dimly lit too? :S haha
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missjay23 0
the line between basis upkeep and appearance alteration is callled "the jabaawalkie mask" effect if you have so much make up on there is a strong distinction between the colour on your face and neck, get a cloth and wipe that shit off
5t3ff1k4h 47
Nowhere does it say she wore ten pounds of non-skin tone makeup. You don't know if she was even wearing foundation. You don't know if she was wearing lipstick since that lip liner might have been in there from a previous outing still as some people don't bother taking their makeup out of their purse. You don't know what other makeup she was wearing, and finally you don't know how darkly she filled in her eyebrows. I have sparse spots on my eyebrows and I fill them in; I only fill in the sparse spots and it looks natural because I don't press hard and I don't use it all over my brow.
ands16 0
you mean you're a smart person. lol
fizzpoplady 3
Love it. You're a diva, baby - next time rock some turquoise blue or magenta. :P
Prettythick55 0
LMFAO!!!
teeheelicious 2
i feel so bad for you even if this is really funny.
macs4evr 7
Ydi for penciling in yr eyebrows
zfchatroulette 24
How is that a YDI, 181? Can you explain to me how it's better to have no eyebrows than to draw over where they should be with a pencil so as to look less freakish than they would otherwise? Maybe it's a YDI for not checking which color they used but a lot of people pencil their eyebrows, it's not like it's unheard of. -_- dumb shit.
foxy_grampa 19
You should have just kept you're real eyebrows instead
anon385 23
How d- sorry ... HOW did you not notice when you did them?