Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
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Techno101 13
Maybe he said that because your picture was the bomb
lulinator 40
That's what you get when you're fishing for a self-esteem boost on social media. Sorry. Be happy with yourself, regardless of what everyone else thinks. Pride comes from within, not from the approval of others.
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Comments (93)
ahmedbh 9
500 hundred?
iAlissa 34
Haha I thought the same thing. Typos happen.
ckerane 16
your the bomb
nournahas 18
Was it your best friend?
kimg0885 23
That's why you should just stay on FML, you can get a self esteem boost and be anonymous.
PharmacyJoe 13
I don't think they were necessarily calling you unattractive with that image. Likely they're just tired of people taking selfies and posting them in order to get attention.
ModernZelda 19
They don't sound like very good "friends". You might want to clear your friends list and keep only the people you are close to.
randome101 12
If it was a duck face selfie I would've put that as a response either way if you're beautiful or not. Plus it's funny.
IWishIWasObama 12
I've learned a long time ago facebook "friends" respond more favorably to pics when it's pictures of my kids as opposed to myself.
shiffizzle 13
Going on Facebook and sharing a selfie for comments is a self-esteem boost nowadays...... I hate this world.
deathstar3548 14
"500 hundred"