Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Notice me, please
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Real dream
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
**** my shit up, please
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Face the facts
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Sort yourself out
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Curlywurly
Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML
Indifference
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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PositiveChillout 0
Well, if it works, it works!
Montville1 0
The moral of the story is to put less effort to get better results.
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Comments (106)
sealpop09 8
Why are you upset by this? Sounds like an epic win, actually....
hewro_failure 11
This is not an FML this is a plus now you don't have to spend all that time in the morning on your hair and it looks really good
mattlw 25
Thats the new style now. People pay good money for bed head doos.
OctoberJade 12
Hey, now you can sleep in later an do nothing with your hair and still look good. Wish I could do that.