Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Notice me, please
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Real dream
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
**** my shit up, please
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Face the facts
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Sort yourself out
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Curlywurly
Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML
Indifference
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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PositiveChillout 0
Well, if it works, it works!
Montville1 0
The moral of the story is to put less effort to get better results.
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Comments (106)
beyoh 0
bed hair is sexy :)
EBflea 0
LOL. I can't believe this person is complaining either.. I mean, really. Look on the bright side.
persephone13 0
Dude. What are you complaining about?! You just found out that you apparently look awesome just by rolling out of bed. Some women would KILL for that ability.
ellie_naw 0
why the hell is that FML?! you don't have to do anything to your hair now and it'll look awesome.
ReinaJay 13
at first i thought it was a girl and thought thats freakin' awesome u dont have to do anything for ur hair now but its a guy; theres a bunch of guys who dont do anything to there hair and look good. so its totally not a fml. (although i like guys more with spiky hair but thats just me XD)
lolly61191 0
dude your lucky! less work for you if bed head looks good on you rock it!
acerox19 0
a lot of guys look hot with bed head and yoo've just sved yourself a few minutes in the morning
evil_weremice 0
o_0 oh damn..
cormycakez 3
bead hair is sexy.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
At least you found out your hairstyle was wack. Then again, maybe she was just a bitch.