Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
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Melly_fml 0
get a real man
csigabajnok 0
A day-old bristle is a mean bristle y'know!
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Comments (46)
Balanos_ 0
I'd like to see will90's face during a bikini wax.
pulpfiction_fml 3
Just stop shaving. Your hair would be longer, but it wouldn't hurt him. If he complains about it, well, I'm betting he's got some hair down there too.
Jayther18 0
youre french. thats why. hahaha but my gosh. thats funny.
ShutUpAndStare 7
Actually, the myth about French girls not shaving isnt true in most cases. All the girls I know do :/
mz_b4ld3r45 0
hahaha that sucks for you.
hutsmundi89 0
what a prick, blokes stubble is nasty. shave it.
ccc01 1
Pricks hurt. Most can suck it up but pressing your legs on him drew the line. Don't push on him or get waxed.
Rowdey 10
Hehe, most girls think pricks feel good.
HeXr 22
isn't that a little hypocritical? you should do that next time his face comes near you. he should shave his face every day. unless he's too young to grow facial hair, which would explain a lot
mama2b3 20
my bf doesnt care the slightest bit but i cant stand not shaving! stubbles are gross!
Midnightpearls 13
It's so unfair. I shave my legs in the shower before I go to sleep, and in the morning Im prickly again. It's so hard, even with waxing or nair, which I don't do, to keep track of keeping all the hair on your body under control. It sucks.
Dan71313 0
So that's what Ron does outside of Hogworts.
Randomer224 6
I thought about Ron Weasley too! xD