Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
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Top comments
abbybailey204 19
He must have the hots for you
puppypuncher 5
That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but
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Comments (60)
Devin91 20
You must really like him besides that whole sweat thing.
DocBastard 40
At least he didn't say, "Oooh baby I'm so wet for you".
jerseyboy732 16
that's what she's supposed to say to him
hrubi4x4 4
Duh he knows that
Senseless_487 29
He was probably just nervous, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. I hope you didn't say anything to shatter his ego, and just washed your hands afterwards.
EpicSquishii 21
It's possible to get certain diseases and/or infections via skin-to-skin contact when profuse sweating is involved. I suggest a snorkle and wetsuit for next time.
LoveMay 10
Or it's just being polite. No one is going to saw 'ew disgusting to their date just because of sweat, or any reason for that matter.
wolflove225 10
Get over it people sweat if you didn't want to get his sweat on you, you should have put your arms down to his shoulders.
DocBastard 40
Yes, people sweat. But it's possible that OP wasn't expecting to experience Niagara Falls flowing from this guy's neck.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Sweat is disgusting? It may be a little repelling, but is in no way disgusting. It's completely natural and without it your body would overheat. I guess I'm more surprised that this is coming from a guy. But yeah, you get the point.
ss_20_xx 14
I feel bad for the guy who is made fun of for liking you so much.
jacobjames11 5
ditto!
myFMLname 8
don't sweat it! he probably really liked you :)
hapetreefriend 1
Ahhh I see what you did there
j_cat187 20
You sure? That was an awfully obscure reference.
sougstad 7
You shoulda broke out the scuba gear
22jrdn55 15
I love your profile pic, reminds me of my grandparents horse!