Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Tell them your name is Miss Hampton and do the Hamster Dance for the entire class period. Add that your curriculum is rodent based: Of Mice and Men, Rabbit, Run, etc.
hkhan24 23
I hope this doesn't affect your pronunciation!
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littlebiwrd 1
Please introduce yourself as Sandy from Texas. And do the accent. Please?
flopstar 21
Why didn't you just reschedule the appointment, that's what I had to do because you should give yourself a few days to rest. Good luck OP!
justwillie62226 4
suck it up whiner.... at 15 i had all 4 pulled at once..in school the next day... oh . 10 years ago.. bad car wreck.. consider a full mouth extraction and replacment in one day... and walk out... hell i think my 3 year old son my not only have bigger balls.. but more testosterone too...btw... im not even 40....
Code_Skull 12
I know how hard it is, we students are assholes sometimes. I Hope they treated you well. Sadly, many Dutch teachers on High schools aren't respected that well.
chosha_fml 27
Play it for sympathy.
MitchRapp 20
At least you can relate to your students :) most of them are getting theirs out too.
RayniDae 12
take ibuprofen and hold a ice pack to the swelling. should help the swelling go down
shanewayn 2
I know exactly it feels.
Idontevenknowwhattoput 4
Do a dramatic entrance and recite a few stanzas of Beowulf in their original text. Embrace the weird. Plus they will be in such a state of confusion they probably wont even notice. Then soak in their faces of confusion and total cluelessness as you realize you are now a true English teacher. Gl op! Happy first day of being awesome!
spirithound 13
So.... how did it go??