Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Tell them your name is Miss Hampton and do the Hamster Dance for the entire class period. Add that your curriculum is rodent based: Of Mice and Men, Rabbit, Run, etc.
hkhan24 23
I hope this doesn't affect your pronunciation!
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Comments (36)
njaminami0 7
Tell them you were in a fight and they should see the other guy - instant respect. Just kidding OP, good luck with your new job
interesting33 37
Own it. Dress up as Jacques von Hämstervielfrom Lilo and Stitch,
jimeple 12
You could've rescheduled.
tonyfan00 38
May God help you...
AceOfBlack 2
Yeah, no... That would require an oral surgeon, and you'd have to schedule the appointment weeks in advance. I second your call of bullshit.
Bifloman 8
Your mouth will heal but your grammar will still be atrocious. Are you certain you are an English teacher?
RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry this comment is currently getting downvoted -- I thought it was pretty funny. I'm envisioning a teachers' lounge full of fat hamster people.
Lizzy500 16
Who pulls a wisdom tooth on the spot?
colo16_fml 10
Good luck!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Just don't go. You have legitimate reason that's worth a week.