Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I asked my parents to babysit my kids for an hour so that I could visit the doctor for my asthma, which has worsened over the past two days. Apparently I'm a bad mother, and it's OK if I stop breathing, but shouldn't leave my kids to go out alone. My husband was at the gym the entire evening. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
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DrunkenValor 0
When you get home, pour all his booze down the sink, and repeat for the rest of his life.
zack767 0
use the empty beer bottles to ur advantage when u smash it over his head then pawn his organs for a new inhailer
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doughnutboy99 2
your dad needs to be straitened out maybe a baseball bat would do or a smashed boe
lrb081 0
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I have never read something that screamed "BS!" more than this. Clearly it wasn't a deadly attack if your ass is alive enough to post this. Secondly, unless your dad is a crackhead, and is friends with crackheads, I question how anyone could pawn a $20 inhaler (which at best are free with insurance). No pawn dealer will accept a prescribed medication and no homeless person is gonna buy an inhaler off someone.
hothotheat_ 13
Well, they may just suck at using the right adjectives. and you never know, maybe her dad was with a friend, and he wanted beer. but the friend was like "no i need an inhaler for my kid first!" soo OP's dad traded inhaler for beer. it could happen.
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Deadly can mean that it could kill you. It doesn't mean that you did. If the OP had "almost" in front of deadly, half of you would stop yelling "BS! YOUR ALIVE." Some pawn shops will take anything. The one in my city takes pretty much anything. It can happen.
lonelyboy23 0
You should leave home.
lololol111 0
ydi for having a dad. (btw lrb, he probably sold it to some people who were going to be making meth, they use the fluid from inhalers)
DanielKrick 0
wow **** you
dipsomaniac 0
crack head
amatayo 0
first: how do you pawn an inhaler? was in made of gold or something. sec: what kind of pawn shop takes an inhaler. third: what is your dad stupid. FYL
jessxoxo28 5
ur dad's an ass report him for child neglect
Brujah81 0
to #23 saying ur worst asthma attack wasnt that bad... everyones asthma is different i have been in intensive care about 4 times intubated ( tubes down my throat on life support machine) and hospitalised more times than i can count... so as for your comment what a load of crap. I live in the UK so prescriptions arent worth much about £7 something and i very much doubt prescribed medication would be able to be pawned...
justme001 0
May not have killed you, but it clearly killed a few brain cells. What asthmatic is so freaking stupid that they don't know that asthma can kill??? I can only hope that your doctor found his medical license in a box of Froot Loops and that's why you don't know that a severe enough asthma attack can kill. Otherwise, you have no excuse for your terminal case of dumb ****.
sublime93 0
I don't know much about asthma, but you begged your neighbor in the middle of an attack? And what pawn shop would pay for an inhaler?
infuzi0n 0
sorry, i got totally derailed at the inappropriately capitalized "Drama Queen" -- made me think of a fast-food restaurant where one might get a Fierce Cream Cone. okay, okay. we're coming to a consensus here... BS, but if true, YDI for not killing your moron father in his sleep before now.
peppy29 2
It is possible to speak.....not necessarily easily, but it is possible...
boi2345 0
Hold up why would someone mark this YDI?
pinkpoproxx 0
Ahh.! That was hilarious. roflmfao. XD
kapowi 0
Gee, I don't know. Maybe because it's fake?