Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor's pipe burst because they forgot to close their porch door and, well, Wisconsin winter. My apartment is flooded and I'm spending my little money on a hotel. I think I'm homeless. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I got back home after I decided on a whim to embark on a solo adventure in the Australian Outback. My truck got stranded due to rising floodwaters, and I was stuck for days without communication. Rescue finally came, but now I'm reconsidering any solo further trips. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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optimusprime0069 8
fire up the boat!
Nick_1993 2
Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!
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Comments (155)
larsen801 0
well you kinda did already live on a island before the flood, I mean it's Wyoming there's nothing out there!
pokopiko 9
and this is bad? that would be amazing. 0.o
frescheina 0
it wasn't raining Chuck Norris and Black Dynamite were gang pissing on the Shitty state of Wyoming
shagerty3 0
you shouldnt be living in Wyoming in the first place. move to California.
stormchaser24 24
sorry op.
hatesboners 0
most people want their own island.
kg163401 0
You'd better name the island. They might make you mayor!
baseballfreak1 0
swim forest swim
Onemous 0
Correction, you live on a cornfield, in the middle of an island, in the middle of Wyoming
prettylady2121_fml 0
im glad my part of wyoming is not flooding yet!