Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor's pipe burst because they forgot to close their porch door and, well, Wisconsin winter. My apartment is flooded and I'm spending my little money on a hotel. I think I'm homeless. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I got back home after I decided on a whim to embark on a solo adventure in the Australian Outback. My truck got stranded due to rising floodwaters, and I was stuck for days without communication. Rescue finally came, but now I'm reconsidering any solo further trips. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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optimusprime0069 8
fire up the boat!
Nick_1993 2
Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!
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Comments (155)
firefly_102 0
When I hear about stuff like this, I think one thing: "Break out the bathing suit and boat!" Might as well make the best out of the situation.
stormchaser319 7
same problem here :( i'm in Wyoming too
brew44 15
I'm from Wyoming! I miss it and I totally know what it's like to be stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Emmy_The_Great 2
You have Internet?!
MerrikBarbarian 9
ugh that sucks! the roads in and out of my house just finally reopened after flooding. fyl indeed! hope you have supplies on hand
YoUglyMama 0
call Kenny Rogers!
randomsha5211 0
that sucks but look like it's time for the swim suits haha hey gotta make the best out of it
MatthewDmerrill 5
welcome to minecraft.
tieu2arock 3
I claim that island mine!
pinkspaceboundro 0
dude, Wyoming is boring- but they have drive thru liquor stores ;)