Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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missbadluk 0
damn that blows
Derp1256 0
lmao XD Well, that sucks for u. But atleast it wasnt a $2milion winner, then ud feel worse.
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Comments (171)
shocking_silence 0
this is what FML was made for!!! f*ck your life man that sucks!
moomoomeow2 7
I'm really sorry.
Madkitty2403 1
I want that money!!!!!!!! $$$ money money money money money
pip74205 9
Speak with a lawyer. They might be able to tell you if you have a case or if they expire.
Characterise 0
HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA I'd still be pissed 2.5 k I woulda bought a car
windextor88 0
You just mail it to the company that made it and they'll send you the money
willou35_fml 13
lol
schnoodleluver 0
Sooo fake
wolfman81 0
U buy a lottery ticket and not scratch it? Thts like buying underwear and not wear it. U should slap urself for tht. Especially knowing tht money could of been useful to someone else, but what u did was throw it away!!!!!!!!
hateevryone 15
damn. bad timing. oh well.