Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
Today, I learned why I got such a great deal on my apartment. It's located next to the trash chute. It smells utterly foul three days of the week, and it's the dead of winter now. I dread the summer heat. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
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Marcella1016 32
NO of course not. Don’t be ridiculous. Sunned milk is just another way of describing different flavors of milk. It’s like the milk equivalent to tanning. If it sunned properly over time, you get chocolate milk. If it had a reaction and stayed in the sun too long, you get pink strawberry milk. If it didn’t use real sun and went to a salon, it turns yellowy orange and you get banana milk. Leave skim milk in the sun too long and you get skim cancer. That’s what OP is smelling.
RichardPencil 32
Haha, very clever, but you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool RichardPencil. I happen to know for a fact that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Nice try.
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RichardPencil 32
Sunned milk? Do you get that from the hawker centre?
Marcella1016 32
NO of course not. Don’t be ridiculous. Sunned milk is just another way of describing different flavors of milk. It’s like the milk equivalent to tanning. If it sunned properly over time, you get chocolate milk. If it had a reaction and stayed in the sun too long, you get pink strawberry milk. If it didn’t use real sun and went to a salon, it turns yellowy orange and you get banana milk. Leave skim milk in the sun too long and you get skim cancer. That’s what OP is smelling.
RichardPencil 32
Haha, very clever, but you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool RichardPencil. I happen to know for a fact that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Nice try.
Marcella1016 32
Your trash pickup is just once a week? Also who the hell throws out bottles without pouring out the liquids? Sorry that sucks :/
TwoBytesCarley 27
Wait, there’s places that pick up garbage more than once a week?? Our pick up is once a week in the summer and every second week in the winter.