Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
You would be ******* beast at strip poker ;o inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds
jellyfish_ftw 0
girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.
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Comments (89)
JarJarBinks_fml 0
The fact that you can do that overshadows any fart. Especially if there were guys there. They'd appreciate this
jellyfish_ftw 0
not really. most guys like to preserve this fairytale idea that girls don't have normal human bodily functions.......and she tore that castle right out of the air for them. fTHEIRlives. lol.
Bloodknight 22
Eww. You sick bitch!
charlie7up 0
As if she farted on purpose. What are you, 5? How is she a "sick bitch" for having the same bodily functions as every other human being on earth? Sorry to shatter your dreams, but girls do fart. We even burp!
jellyfish_ftw 0
AND POOP!
gonzolove 0
You would think that by the time you turned 19, you would have learned these things happen. I think they read that book "Everybody poops" to like 3 year old kids. Good luck having a long term girlfriend.
Snazaza 0
and have diarrhea!
jellyfish_ftw 0
sometimes explosively!
Qup 0
hilarious!
Amkii 0
Holy crap, I lol'd realllly hard at this. I'm a straight female, but damn it OP... marry me!
BadOwner 0
always STRETCH
joelgernaut 0
call me a dork. but i never heard a girl fart in my life until this year and i never laughed so hard in my life. I probably would have died laughing at your misfortune. FYL.
Slaught_fml 3
This is the funniest FML I've ever read. Even funnier than the polo frito one.
allmidnighteyes 11
I had a substitute teacher one day a couple years back who told the class that said if you were gonna release a fart in a public, make it one to be remembered by, not a measly little modest squeak, or don't let it out at all. Words of wisdom that have remained with me since.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I'm not sure why everyone thinks this is so funny. Kind of a lame FML, in my opinion. Girls fart. We poop. We burp. Yeah, it's embarassing in public.. but seriously, if anyone takes that too seriously, they're ridiculously immature.
meepmeep_fml 0
Dude, this would have been funny if it was a guy too. Anyone getting their legs stuck behind their head and farting so loud it rings through the hallways is HILARIOUS. I'm a girl too, but every time I think about this I can't stop laughing.
kellandj2019 7
neither I can just imagine what it would look like LOL
rawrdinosxx 0
cool i can add a comment
gonzolove 0
yay! it's teh interwebs!
gonzolove 0
PS: I'm not making fun of you, seriously. I'm just trying to be goofy.
gonzolove 0
Why thank you mercyFML!