Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML
Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML
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badboy6865 0
wow. i signed up for an fmylife.com account just so i could say this... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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oh my god..
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kicksblaza429 1
wow. #10. i just did the same thing. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is ******. i feel like that should be in an episode of "the Office"
mishycakes 0
oh dear!! I'm so sorry! I totally would have called my mom to smuggle me in pants or something. always keep your phone on you!
skeksis 0
Never trust a fart...
effmyyliifee 0
LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAAAA im sorry u let that happen
nodbor 11
no, now your wearing a used dipper.
xoxowhatever 0
I agree with #18. shit happens... literally. You can't help diarrhea. I mean it happened to me a couple months ago. I was sick laying on the couch because I had merca (serious staph infection) unfortunately the infection was on my ass and all the medication had me sick and I thought I had to fart and a little came out. I was 20 but I'm not embarrassed. Everyone's got these stories... don't lie lol!
Leis_fml 3
I think you mean MRSA - Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. But that sucks to get an infection on your butt
Envy_Invidia 0
please...i just ate...
neondeon298 0
Been there done that, but im a guy so no miniskirts!
MrBateman 0
This is the sexiest thing I have ever read. Will you marry me?
drunkgirlscout2 0
Real men take dumps in break rooms with mini skirts on.