Today, at work, I quickly bought plane tickets on an iPad. I should have taken my time doing it, because now, thanks to autocorrect, I have two tickets for a girl with the first name of Eyelid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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DrafteeSelf 24
That ducks!
namine120409 42
What exactly was the name supposed to be?
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Comments (34)
gracehi 33
Twice I've had plane tickets with the first name "Grave." Luckily it's only one letter off my actual first name so the airline honored them anyway. Most airlines have a 24-hour no charge cancellation or change policy. If you call the airline's customer service and explain the situation, they may be able to fix it for you. I'm sure this sort of thing happens all the time.
Xelabasat 14
Is your name Gravy?
gracehi 33
^Grace -.-
Delial 14
Make sure you contact the airline as soon as possible OP and get it fixed. If it's an international flight, they might not let you fly if the name on your passport doesn't match the name on your ticket.
MulticoloredSlug 18
You so deserve it
graayfox215 15
Couldn't you just double checked?
momac86 17
Omg I'm sry that happened but I am laughing my butt off right now
middlenamefrank 8
Okay...I understand getting bit by autocorrect when you're chatting or texting online. But PROOFREAD before you submit something like that!
creditless 14
that's beautiful... is it a family name?
kev1029 22
Come on eyelid
moonlight77 28
You know Op, it's kind of ironic that you actually probably did use your eye lids for for this one, as you most likely had them face down half shut at the time. But hey! The name suits you well!