Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?
chuka81 27
Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.
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Comments (77)
itsme82 18
So the creases in your pants was bigger and more noticeable than your actual erection.. You're telling hundreds of strangers this why?
Lalala579121 28
Just don't ask for a raise until all this blows over. Your boss will probably just say "you already have one". And if they don't, you need to get a more awesome boss.
Solano2580 24
Why would you WANT people to know? Weird..OP is weird.....
9Ja4cOb 14
I have a pair of pants that ALWAYS does that and my girlfriend thinks I'm "in the mood" so luckily for me it ends up getting me laid
Anubis95_fml 10
Why did you have an erection at work?...
norbertoflores01 6
cant tell if thats a good or bad thing
worldclassrager 41
I don't see the problem here...
sighlifeman 12
first world problem
VbPretend 7
That sounds like a win?
Guythatsepic 14
I like how this makes it seem as though he was disappointed that nobody saw his boner