Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
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BigShOtz07 5
This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*
notjanedoe 27
That reminds me of cows *udders*.
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skyeyez9 25
I wish I had the nerve to do that during my next exam.
seriouscat 11
Isn't this a "What happens behind closed doors, stays behind closed doors." I'm sorry OP, I know you didn't use her name but if something I did at the doctors was on the Internet I wouldn't want it public unless you asked me first.
yoursucklives 36
but no one would know that it was you
SammiixSue 13
There is absolutely no way anyone but that woman could possibly know who he's talking about. So unless it WAS you, don't be so butt hurt.
minagiv 11
That's frakking hilarious!
dodzin 9
Hi bro, Did you call a psych ward for a consult??? I had a patient who claimed to be raped in the hospital. Police searched the entire 1200-bed university hospital at 2 am, and then we found out she was delusional...FML
maximus_prime 24
Next time she may add a false nose, mustache and cigar as well as the goggly eyes.
abirdgotshot 13
just don't lie, your nose might get longer.
juwood 7
If I were you I would have had to leave the room due to hysterical laughter.
Frustrated78 11
Oh come on OP..that is funny shit! Having patients with a sense of humor has to be a good thing. Life is too short to let that bother you. Now, if she were serious about it, then it's o.k. to be scared.
alycion 39
After visiting at least one doctor a week, its easy to lose modesty and gain a sense of humor in those situations. The other week I scratched myself and threw on an angry birds bandage on my ass. A few hours later I'm in the hospital with nurses laughing at the bandage. You just got to roll with it.
katties 27
I'm having a hard time understanding how a gynecologist can mix up words related to the female genital anatomy...