Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
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BigShOtz07 5
This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*
notjanedoe 27
That reminds me of cows *udders*.
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Comments (159)
etishuman22 32
I feel like this has been on the site before...I know I've seen it.
martinfml 8
LOL!
ironic_legacy 9
If a doctor ever does the cough and drop test on me, I'll make sure that my junk is properly fitted with two googly eyes and a monocle
FluffyWizdom 15
she's hilarious ! hahaha !
etishuman22 32
I seriously feel like I've seen this FML on the website before. I've seen it somewhere...
mduerden 18
Tell the wacko she needs to get a life, and you're going to sue her for sexual harassment, then no need to work the rest of your life and look at the "good and/or bad" vaginas. Winning
docscientist 10
It didn't occur to you that she might be making a practical joke?
DracoSpirita 21
43 - Nope, losing.
NurseJonathan 9
Sue her for sexual harassment? He works as a gynecologist. Not like a little joke or two wouldn't lighten up the fact you're probing your victims-- er patients.
NurseJonathan 9
This reminds me of the movie Teeth. Never seen it? Then don't. Trust me. You do not want to.
NurseJonathan 9
Oh. My mistake. I was in the sun and number 1 said it, I was unaware.
raesos91 26
did it wank at you?
NurseJonathan 9
No, but the nose wiggled.
raesos91 26
lmao, yeah I meant to say wink. ;D
SMHsohard 22
Gyne exams as a rule are monotonous (let's face it, how many times can you count the ceiling tiles?) and offer little opportunity for levity. This is just awesome.
free_a_nipper 11
That's hilarious! You must have CRACKED up!! Haha
NurseJonathan 9
I can't find the pun. Better results at a prostate exam.