Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers to come to the register was a dwarf. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
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Top comments
s3kShUn47 20
Some people are just so used to being insulted that they don't think there's a reason behind your doing. Not your fault OP
Duh_0811 17
Did he buy the "Tall boys"?
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Comments (45)
vikky538 29
fyl OP...
andrewchange 3
He should have no right to complain as long as the carding policy is displayed.
worldclassrager 41
Well I think if you know him well enough you know he's of age or older
rocker_chick23 27
Doesn't matter if OP knows he is of age, OP has to card everyone.
MountainGiant87 15
I'm curious how tall you are. Being 6'4 myself I am having a hard time picturing this since almost everyone is shorter than me :/
mxrider993 1
Don't get short with me mr frodo.
False_Stupidity 42
Vertically challenged perhaps?
Dellipop 12
Why would you say, it's wasn't because he was short? Unless he indicated that he thought you where discriminating against him because of his height. If not it was very rude to mention it. It's like saying it's not because your black or white for example. There is no relevance. YDI
thewife5 19
You're correct. Midget is disrespectful.
AquaManatee 8
Not to be one of those people but you should say little person.
PoisonOrchid 21
"He's an angry elf."