Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
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prinzess_fml 25
Haha, at the same time, the same thought
tingway 4
well then get it done
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Comments (90)
JumbledGirl 2
I hate old people's need to comment rudely on stuff...
whorerhorror 6
I think the shit they say is hilarious
R4P3DwithALOHA 0
Geter-done
Enigmax2514 7
Reply I get this hairdo by a whole day of serving bitches like you, have a nice day, thank you come again. In any voice you want, I suggest Apu from the simpsons , with a big smile on your face
gchartier90 0
You can't talk like that to customers.
Enigmax2514 7
Hey look back yonder! I think I hear someone giving a shit! No, my bad it's just me. Bite me
mytello 0
Customers will always try to cross their boundaries because they say " the customer is always right" but that's only partly true. Sometimes customers can be very lousy.
PopRocks14 0
I agree! I highly doubt OP had the time to fix her hair on th job.
whorerhorror 6
lol who cares if someones hair is a mess...wtf
crazychick1269 7
I would care!!
whorerhorror 6
because your the type of person a guy only talks to because of your looks and not your brain.
pondermuse 5
Next time, unfix your hair even more in the hope that customers will avoid your check out altogether. You must have hair like a cavewoman's...
MegumiStarr 13
at least she's somewhat concern
schpanki 11
Maybe it is a good thing the people in line have something to talk about while waiting? Time sure flies when you're watching silly haircuts.
ScarletBloom 14
You should thank her instead of posting it in FML.
ZeroIce 12
what a weird old woman...