Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
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prinzess_fml 25
Haha, at the same time, the same thought
tingway 4
well then get it done
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Comments (90)
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hate when people butt in with opinions that you really didn't ask for. What was supposedly wrong with your hair? She may have just been trying to be nice by letting you know that your hair was askew, but I know how annoying it is nevertheless.
ChecoJosuel 6
Haha you should look in a mirror before you leave. Nice old lady though.
leadman1989 16
You should have loudly said every item as you checked it out. "DEPENDZ, LUBE, ANTI-ANAL ODOR ELIMINATOR, socks, RUBBER COCKS!!!!".
FarSide 23
LOL! Exactly. Price check register 3 on jumbo Dependz and KY Jelly!
ohcrapitscurtis 8
At least she was honest!
FarSide 23
I am not sure that being an honest asshole is a positive character trait.
LinaLyssic 12
Your hair didn't look good in front of total stranger. So freakin' what?
gogirls 3
when I first read this I thought op said she was checking out an old lady. my bad
Sk8er951 3
What a dumb FML
ChiddyBANGr 13
Take it as an indirect compliment :) They must have found you attractive; for them to care enough to discuss your messy hair. Had you been unnattractive, the old lady wouldn't have approached you about your hair, she'd have said nothing~ You should be flattered :D
aPieceOfFruit 16
Could be worse. They could have told you to fix your face O.o
cassi135t 1
You should have slapped her across the side of the head and said "How bout a nice comb-over bitch?"