Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
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prinzess_fml 25
Haha, at the same time, the same thought
tingway 4
well then get it done
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Comments (90)
joefranco 0
LMAO
fogrunner 13
OMG SUBMIT IT TO NotAlwaysRight.com. :O
dinosaursafety 0
Better to know by cute little old lady than not at all, typically. Still, FYL.
RiahFaye 8
You should've said, "why thank you for telling me, but there's a smudge - nope, just kidding, that's your actual face. You could really use a moisturizer, would really help with all the wrinkles! Have a nice day!" LOL. Don't take their shit, being "old" isn't an excuse.
jameyn 0
do as Mawmaw says or Mawmaw will whip that ass ha
kitsune3 20
She was just trying to help you out. Or do you WANT to look like a mess when you're out in public?
Steffi 26
At-least she's honest, and was trying to help.
worldclassrager 41
Talking about how good it looks right? Just a simple running your hand through it should help