Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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hello_there_09 0
OH my gosh!!! I would throw up!
xelectrickiss 0
im gagging. seriously, nasty.
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bballboy91 0
this is fake...... Dentists wear masks....
jackles111 0
Anyone cleaning your teeth would wear a mask. So you're either lying, or it did happen and you can now sue your dentist for all he's worth. Neither constitutes an FML.
madstanners 0
not necessarily, my dentist never wore a mask. i don't think they do in the UK.
lazy_girl 12
they might not in the UK but this is Canada dammit and my dentist always wears a mask so i agree with jackles111 either you're lying or you should sue his ass!!
SilentWindmill 0
I wouldn't slowly move away, I would first jump up and tell him what shit is coming out of his nose. And not all dentists wear masks... . . mine didn't. Her breathe was horrible D:
Mahyar 2
Listerine that bitch up the use alchohol if you have to. Then just throw up until satisfied.
MonkOManJP47 0
All the people who work in your mouth do wear masks this is fake dental hygienists wear masks and so do the dentists when they work in your mouth they dont have to when they do the cavity checks but also the masks go over the nose to so this is a lie and fake
jeffree_adams 5
lmfao xD
Mac10nikka 0
mmmmm was is good? lol ur falt for not telling him ,, YDI
TheCity 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EWWWWWWWWWWWW i hope that never happens to me, since i visit the dentist so much, now whenever i go ima be looking at his nose XD